Things You Need To Know

Hey there lovely people!

My name’s Chlo. Yes, Chlo. I know, it’s different. That’s kinda the point.

You’re probably wondering who I am, what I’m like, and whether you should keep reading. Well, I can answer the first two, but the third you’ll have to figure out all on your own. Though maybe this’ll help a bit. Here are some quickfire facts about yours truly:

  • I’m 20 years old (which makes me a proper adult)
  • I have 3 dogs: Harley, Maisie and Buddy
  • I live in a stupid little town just outside of Cambridge
  • I wanna be a film maker
  • I also wanna be a performer ( acting, singing, all that malarkey)
  • I’m useless at badminton
  • I love rock climbing
  • I love baking
  • I love eating the outcomes of baking
  • I don’t exercise nearly as much as I should
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with make up
  • sometimes I pretend to be a dinosaur
  • when I do so my mother looks at me like she regrets not aborting
  • I live with my mum
  • my dad thinks I look like Adele
  • I do not look like Adele
  • my favourite animal is a tiger
  • if I wasn’t forever lacking in funds, I would have a photo-realistic tattoo of a tiger on my arm
  • I plan to get this and many other tattoos
  • I have been diagnosed with depression and anxiety
  • these do not stop me from being awesome
  • I like to dance around my kitchen in the early hours of the morning to cringey music
  • I play guitar and a bit of ukulele and I taught myself
  • did I mention that I’m awesome?
  • I plan to teach myself to play the piano
  • I have eight piercings; 4 in my left ear, 3 in my right and one in my nostril
  • I love indie music
  • I love country music
  • I love hardcore music
  • I love rock music
  • I love acoustic music
  • I love alternative music
  • I love lots of music, basically
  • my favourite song is Waiting On The World To Change by John Mayer because it is great
  • I smoke
  • I am very aware of what a poor life choice that is and when I have slightly more willpower than a daddy-long-legs stuck in a spider-web I plan on quitting
  • I do not need you to tell me it’s bad, I get it
  • I like to think I’m well dressed
  • most of the time, this isn’t the case
  • I’d rather wear Vans than stilettos any day
  • I call spaghetti “sketti” because I can
  • boiled eggs with thinly sliced toast is called “dippy eggs and soldiers”, anyone who says otherwise is boring and incorrect

Okay, so that’s a lot of information. I didn’t even know I was that complex. But don’t worry, I don’t plan on quizzing you. OR DO I?! I don’t… or do I? No.

I hope that’s given you some idea of the utter nonsense you’re getting yourself into by committing yourself to this blog, but I reckon I’m a far better choice than someone who’s a big fan of porridge, the shipping forecast and the colour grey.