I put pepper up my nose to try and make myself sneeze because I couldn’t get any sort of satisfaction from my ‘choo… and now my nostrils are burning slightly.
I don’t know why, but I seem to do really daft stuff more often than not. Sometimes I won’t leave my bed to go pee until I feel like my insides will soon be making a surprise appearance. I don’t know why I do it. The toilet is LITERALLY 9 STEPS AWAY FROM MY BED! And I still play an odd sort of urethra chicken with my piss. Ooh, it’s so tense! What’ll break first, my will or my bladder?
Can I just point out that this is not the first time I’ve put pepper up my nose… Yup.. This has happened a number of times.